(MEDIA GENERAL) — Office Secret Santa traditions have been tormenting and delighting America’s workforce for decades. Even though we spend a huge portion of our day sitting next to them, shopping for co-workers can be difficult when the only non-work related stuff you’ve talked about is the weather.
We’ve rounded up 10 different options perfect for just about every personality type in your office:
Political Chia Pet – $17.99
A presidential Chia Pet might be the only thing powerful enough to erase the negative energy left over from those heated debates that started in the breakroom and kept going through happy hour all year.
Chances are everyone in your office could use a couple more hours of sleep. This book is full of advice columns covering everything from “entering a room like you own it and everyone inside it” to “don’t be nice to unpleasant people.”
World’s Smallest Vacuum – $14.95
For the person who’s always eating at their desk.
For your office Pam or Jim.
Stop Talking Cards – $9.95
The classiest, get out of jail free card for people too nice to tell a chatty co-worker to stop talking so they can get back to work.
Doggy Desktop Mood Cards – $14.88
Each set comes with 20 cards each describing a different mood. Give co-workers a fair warning for what to expect every morning.
Kikkerland Dino Memo Holder – $11.00
Sometimes quirky office supplies are all you need to get through a particularly tough day at the office.
Thinking Putty – $10.00
If you ever wished there was a way to ease some of the stressful energy that always seems to be lingering in the air, give your most anxious officemates the gift of Thinking Putty.
Dry Erase Sheets – $6.16
These adhesive sheets won’t leave residue behind so you can create a dry erase board at your desk, a conference room table or cubicle wall.
Carry-All Pouch – $14.00
One cure for chronic procrastination is a clean workspace. A clutter free desk helps people think more clearly. This pouch is perfect for your co-worker that’s always looking for a pen, phone charger and their building keycard.